BEANX tries out the waiting room, that was built just for him!

"Be happy with what you have" is a bullshit idea when you’re talking about work. You’re obviously not suited for just any old job. Flipping burgers is perfectly fine if burger flipping is your passion and that’s the best thing you can bring to the world. If not, if you picture your job as nothing more than a mean dog you have to feed in order to keep it from biting your nuts off, then you should know that it isn’t like that for everybody. It doesn’t have to be like that for you.

John Cheese (via cracked)

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