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thechrisgethardshow:


Hahaha!!! Hello, all you booty fiends. Bo Montez here. I’m all jazzed up to finally see my program, ShoutOutTV, hit that sweet primetime slot on MNN. For years they’ve been stashing me deep in the after dark hours, when only the sleaziest booty-hounds are awake. 
But tonight I’m bringing my tremendous train of dynamic posteriors to the 11 o’clock hour! There will be funky grooves! There will be dancing! And I will be showcasing more asses than an auction at an Apache mule farm! 
I want to thank Mr. Chris Gethard for hooking me up with his time slot. He’s always been a booty enthusiast, and from what I hear, he advocates eating more of them. I also must thank the Good Lord above for creating booty on the seventh day, right before He rested. Praise be the booty!
Lastly, I want to invite people of all races, genders, religions, sexual natures, etc. to join me this evening, live in the MNN studios, for what promises to be an extravagant display of derrière, a lavish look at luscious backsides, and a bombastic exhibition of booty!!!
Peace and love, and remember, Bo knows…booty.
Regards,
The Reverand Bo Montez Jr. 

We’re really excited to share our time slot with Bo Montez tonight. Tune in at 11pm EST to our livestream, and chat about booties!

thechrisgethardshow:

Hahaha!!! Hello, all you booty fiends. Bo Montez here. I’m all jazzed up to finally see my program, ShoutOutTV, hit that sweet primetime slot on MNN. For years they’ve been stashing me deep in the after dark hours, when only the sleaziest booty-hounds are awake. 

But tonight I’m bringing my tremendous train of dynamic posteriors to the 11 o’clock hour! There will be funky grooves! There will be dancing! And I will be showcasing more asses than an auction at an Apache mule farm! 

I want to thank Mr. Chris Gethard for hooking me up with his time slot. He’s always been a booty enthusiast, and from what I hear, he advocates eating more of them. I also must thank the Good Lord above for creating booty on the seventh day, right before He rested. Praise be the booty!

Lastly, I want to invite people of all races, genders, religions, sexual natures, etc. to join me this evening, live in the MNN studios, for what promises to be an extravagant display of derrière, a lavish look at luscious backsides, and a bombastic exhibition of booty!!!

Peace and love, and remember, Bo knows…booty.

Regards,

The Reverand Bo Montez Jr. 

We’re really excited to share our time slot with Bo Montez tonight. Tune in at 11pm EST to our livestream, and chat about booties!

Reblogged from The Chris Gethard Show

humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?""Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives.""Why is that important?""It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?"
"Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives."
"Why is that important?"
"It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

Reblogged from Humans of New York